Friday, October 10, 2008

Curses

I am so pissed.
I want to curse someone so badly.

The retarded idiot who is playing fireworks in the hostel
- I curse his face got blasted out by his own fireworks, eye balls fly out, lips destroyed, nose rotten, ear permanent damaged.

The uncultured monkeys that screaming for no reason
- Lost his voice permanently, failed to get married and stay single for the rest of his life.

The moron who always jam the waters in the toilet
- May his key, wallet, handphone, watch, glasses, or anything that could fill the toilet hole, drop into it.

2 comments:

Encik Ayie Yang Garang said...

YK,

erkKkk sabar sabar. i wished i was there to catch the culprits. was having a nightmare staying in the college after raya with all the bang bang boom during the midnight.
please belasah that fella on behalf of me if you happened to catch 'em.

anyway, pork is selling really cheap here! do give me a visit yeah.

-Azrin-

Lai Yeong King said...

Really canot tahan!! omg... there is one time they played very near my room and I was so shocked.... my heart beating so fast that it could almost drop out!!

Anyway, how's the life there, well maybe the porks are generically modified so grow faster and have more meat? haha...

Best wishes are selamat hari raya!