Guys beware!
(1) Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes when you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh - This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks - A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome", that will bring on a "whatever").
(8) Whatever - Is a woman's way of saying the F words.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
(1) Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes when you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh - This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks - A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome", that will bring on a "whatever").
(8) Whatever - Is a woman's way of saying the F words.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
4 comments:
u missed out one..
"OMG"
lol
wakaka...as a lady, i partially agree~ lol
wah...really ar? haha...btw best regards to u! Exams right? add oil.
LOL. Pretty true =)
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