Tuesday, July 28, 2009


Today was crapping around in the car (as usual) with my friend and he told me some really funny definitions for UPM, so here I'm sharing with you all here.

University Perompak Malaysia: Perompak = Robbers
- Yeah, robbery happens, some people I know get robbed in the middle of the road when going to Sri Serdang for some dinner.

University Pegawai Malaysia: Pegawai = Guards
- UPM definitely have hack load of money to hire so many guards, and quite a number of them have some really bad attitude problem. Many people already experienced this.

University Perempuan Malaysia: Perempuan = Ladies
- Well, except a certain faculty, all the remaining faculty are dominated by the ladies. Well I don't think it only happens in UPM anyway, more or less nationwide problem.

University Peperiksaan Malaysia: Peperiksaan = Tests
- Nobody like tests, especially when we have test 1, test 2, and final tests. In normal cases, 60-80% of our marks is actually determined in mere 4 hours of tests.

University Perokok Malaysia: Perokok = Smokers
- Who the monkey say the university is not allowed to smoke? You can see the workers even the lectures smoking just around the corner.

University Problem Malaysia:
- Problems always happens, but here even the most stupidest (sorry for violation of grammar) problem still happens, always. I experienced this myself when they announced band 5 students need to retake their English here.

University Puncet Malaysia: Puncet = Gas leak from tires
- Well, heard this from my friends that using motorcycle. They always experience breakdown from the tire for no reason around the school campus.

And the latest!
University Penyakit Malaysia: Penyakit = Diseases
- The whole university just closed down due to cases of H1N1 around, dragging our August holiday to tomorrow, out of sudden. Just imagine you went to school like a normal day and came back with a sudden holiday for one week. What the monkey?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Old Man

What's with the: "I'm not talking about Chinese, I'm just talking about the non-bumi race that have 4000 years of history." This old man grow too old already, starting to mumble nonsense, especially the story of grasshopper and the ants.

The sad part is that, there are people who actually listen and agree that the grasshopper taking away the rice from the ants as if there's nothing wrong with it.

Some old man just can't shut up and die.

Thursday, July 23, 2009


Don't you agree? A poor mother-going-to-be that just lost her loved one, yet this retarded idiot is questioning the baby in her womb and asking for a DNA check to see who's the real father?

"Yang Berhomat"? Pui!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Life of a university student - Part VIII

It's time to rant.

Rant about what? About how stupid UPM is. They are pissing me off for real this time, RAWR!

To make thing simple, here's what happened:
  • Back in first year, UPM told us that MUET band 5 students can be exempted on two English subject (6 credit hour in total).
  • So of course I exempted those subject to lighten my workload to have more time to handle the difficult things.
  • Now, when I'm in my third year, where things start to get difficult, they tell us "Oh sorry ah, we take back our words earlier, you NEED to have those credit hours on English in order to GRADUATE.
Can we say "NO"? Of course we can't, that's how the things work in local university.

What can we do? Retake those English subject lorh, in the time where we should concentrate more on our serious core subjects. Not only increasing our workload, but also wasting our time running around to find suitable time that does not crash with our time table, which basically a hard task.

PLEASE LARH! Why this fucking university so fucking stupid one?!

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Wanted List

Crap, I just found myself in the wanted list.

There are someone out there that want to have my head so badly, that I could imagine that he/she takes a knife and stab on my photo everyday in the morning and night, laughing while stabbing. I'm such a dead meat now. Let's pray that I get to live long enough before getting killed...

Oh, who is wanting my head? Take a guess larh :)