You know, when guys (especially computer guys) sit around and bull shit they can really come out with many nonsense...
If man and woman were computers 
Processors
Woman - Intel Quad-core processor, they can really multi-task with ease.
Man - Intel Atom processor, not only slow, doing multiple task at one time causes blue screen.
Memory
Woman - 8TB hard disk with 15,000 rpm.
Man - Only DRAM is found, refreshes whenever it is powered off. Capacity is limited, information overloading results in memory dump and blue screen.
Network Speed
Woman - Extremely fast.
Man - Depends on type of information that is transferring, sometimes stops completely when transferring works to do.
Application Installed
Woman - Movies, drama, work, horoscope, all sort of things you can think of.
Man - Games and you-know-what.
Processors
Woman - Intel Quad-core processor, they can really multi-task with ease.
Man - Intel Atom processor, not only slow, doing multiple task at one time causes blue screen.
Memory
Woman - 8TB hard disk with 15,000 rpm.
Man - Only DRAM is found, refreshes whenever it is powered off. Capacity is limited, information overloading results in memory dump and blue screen.
Network Speed
Woman - Extremely fast.
Man - Depends on type of information that is transferring, sometimes stops completely when transferring works to do.
Application Installed
Woman - Movies, drama, work, horoscope, all sort of things you can think of.
Man - Games and you-know-what.
1 comment:
hmmm....seems like woman powerful than guy...hmmm...shall i agree wif it ar?? lolz..
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