Saturday, April 04, 2009

9 words used by ladies

Guys beware!

(1) Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes when you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh - This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks - A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome", that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever - Is a woman's way of saying the F words.

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.


Philip Foon Weng Lian said...

u missed out one..



fung said... a lady, i partially agree~ lol

sw said...

wah...really ar? haha...btw best regards to u! Exams right? add oil.

Cassandra said...

LOL. Pretty true =)